Christmas joke
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Christmas joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Pater at the
pearly gates. " In honor of this season" Saint Peter said "You
must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into
heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at
the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Holiday Season Begins....
zamora- Posts : 329
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Re: Christmas joke
Bwahahahahaha!!!!
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