Omegle Conversations...

You: GIVE ME BACK MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i left it outside
You: I KNOW YOU HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: its outside
You: GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: =T
Stranger: its kinda frozen
Stranger: its cold outside
You: WHY DID YOU FREEZE MY BABY?
Stranger: wellll
Stranger: i didn;t mean too
You: YOU MORON
You: YOU WRECKED A PERFECTLY GOOD CUT OF MEAT
Stranger: d'ya want me to thaw it out?
You: FREEZING THEM DRIES THEM OUT
Stranger: ...
Stranger: true
You: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Stranger: i think you left ur caps lock on
You: FUCKING FUCKTARDED FUCKTARD
Stranger: its the button next to the a button
Stranger: below tab
You: GO FUCK YOURSELF
You: YOU WRECKED MAH DINNUR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think someone needs to be admitted to the loony bin........

Stranger: hi
Stranger: 17m
You: How long have you been here?
Stranger: 1hour
You: I stepped in your cyberjelly
You: ewwww
Stranger: ,,
Stranger: : (
Stranger: asl?
You: clean this shit up then we'll talk
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't know if I'm ready for this........