What is a woman?

What is a woman?

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will

never stand him up and never let him down. She

will reassure him when he feels insecure and

comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire

him to do things he never thought he could

do; to live without fear and forget regret. She

will enable him to express his deepest

emotions and give in to his most intimate

desires. She will make sure he always feels as

though he's the most handsome man in the room

and will enable him to be the most confident,

sexy, seductive, invincible...

No, wait, I'm thinking of Whiskey.

Never mind.