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Post  zamora on Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:01 am

Why, Why, Why,





Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are

almost dead?



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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know

there is not enough money?



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Why does someone

believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check

when you say the paint is still wet?



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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?



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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a

revolver at him?



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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?



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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?



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If people evolved from apes,

why are there still apes?



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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are

always white?



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Is there ever a day that mattresses

are not on sale?



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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that

something new to eat will have materialized?



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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum

cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give

the vacuum one more chance?



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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?



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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?



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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping

cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it

isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch

where you're going?'



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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off

the table you always manage to knock something else over?



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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when

we complained about the heat?



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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?



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And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering

from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if

they're okay, then it's you.



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Re: Why, Why, Why?

Post  Dipshit on Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:19 am

***Kal died of laughter after the vacuum cleaner one*
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Post  Twosnakes on Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:50 am

My fave is the wet paint! BWAHAHAHA!!
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