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Ralph The Rooster

Post  J3TChick on Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:16 am

Well, Ralph the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer
decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Ralph.

The farmer takes Ralph home and sets him down in the barnyard, but
first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now.
You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of
money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time
and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Ralph seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house
and Ralph takes off like a shot. WHAM! Ralph nails every hen in the hen
house -- three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.

After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure
enough, Ralph is in there. Later, the farmer sees Ralph after a flock
of geese down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By
sunset, he sees Ralph out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't
even last 24 hours.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to
find Ralph on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open,
tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air.
Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of
such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh,
Ralph, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down...
now look what you've done to yourself."


Ralph opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky
and says, "Shhhh! They're getting closer."
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Re: Ralph The Rooster

Post  zamora on Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:34 pm

That's funny---what a horn dawg!

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Post  snake natas on Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:23 pm

lol love it
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