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OUTBACK FARM

Post  zamora on Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:00 am

A man owned a small farm in Australia .....The Tax Office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.

'Well,' replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board. He also gets triple time for working on a Sunday and a slab of beer for a Happy Hour every Friday . 'The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $400 per week plus free room and board. She doesn't work on Sundays and I provide paid satellite television for free in her room. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $20 per week, Pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.

'That would be me,' replied the farmer.

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Post  Dipshit on Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:10 am

It's good to see that all business is run the same ;)
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