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Post  zamora on Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:09 pm

IRS AUDIT:

At the end of
the
tax year, the IRS office sent
an inspector to audit
the books of a
local hospital.

While the
IRS
agent was checking the books he turned to the
CFO of
the hospital and
said, "I notice you buy a lot
of bandages. What do you do with the
end of the roll when there's too little left to
be of
any use?"

"Good question,"
noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage
company and
every now and then
they send us a free box of bandages."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that
his unusual question had a practical answer.
But on he went,
in his obnoxious way.

"What about all these plaster purchases?
What do you do with
what's left over
after setting a cast on a
patient?"

"Ah,
yes," replied the CFO, realizing that
the inspector was
trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send
it back to the manufacturer, and every now and
then they send us a free package of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor,
thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO.

"Well," he went on, "What do
you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions
you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste,"
answered the CFO. "What we
do
is save all the little foreskins and send them to
the IRS Office, and about once a year they
send us a complete dick."



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Post  Dipshit on Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:16 pm

Oh now that was a good one!
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Post  K.D.R.G.M. on Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:03 pm

P M S L my father-in -law sent me 1 similar to that the ther day lmao

it's funny
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