On getting older....

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On getting older....

Post  Twosnakes on Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:24 am

Three senior men were walking down the street.

"Windy today" says one

"Is not, it's Thursday!" says the one in the middle

"Me too, let's go get a beer" says the third....


An old woman in a nursing home keeps flashing her neighbor across the hall
she lifts her dress and yells "Super sex!" at him.
"Meh?" says the little old man
"I'll have the soup..."



One old man to another..
"I wonder what a 98 year old woman tastes like?"
"Depends..." replies his friend...


Two elderly women were out driving in a large car... both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were crusing along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the ilght had been red but was really concerned she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said
"Oh crap, am I driving?"

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Re: On getting older....

Post  Geisha on Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:40 am

lol!
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