Two Trees and a Woodpecker
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Two Trees and a Woodpecker
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
zamora- Posts : 329
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Re: Two Trees and a Woodpecker
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!! that was funny lmaopmsl
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Re: Two Trees and a Woodpecker
****zamora takes a bow****
Thank you, thank you very much!
Thank you, thank you very much!
zamora- Posts : 329
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funnie as hell
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Good one Sis! :)
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