Two Trees and a Woodpecker

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Two Trees and a Woodpecker

Post  zamora on Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:17 am

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.




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Re: Two Trees and a Woodpecker

Post  Dipshit on Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:23 am

LMAO!!!!!
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Post  K.D.R.G.M. on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:21 pm

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!! that was funny lmaopmsl
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Re: Two Trees and a Woodpecker

Post  zamora on Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:38 am

****zamora takes a bow****

Thank you, thank you very much!

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Post  snake natas on Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:31 pm

funnie as hell
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Post  Twosnakes on Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:25 pm

Good one Sis! :)
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Post  Geisha on Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:06 am

lol!
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